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Joke of the Day
"It's been three weeks since I put superglue on my friend's pen. But he still can't let it go."
Next Joke
"Spurs is the best football team ever."
"What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !"
"Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid"""
"[Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between a computer and a woman? Computers will take floppies."
"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"
"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."
"please bring me a bottle of your freshest wine no more of this cheap old stuff"
"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"
"Brought Turkey home from the deli and my wife yells ""I asked for Ham!"" Sorry, wrong sub."