46382
Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."
Next Joke
"I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes"
"I had a Crazy Dream Wait for dreams to come up in conversation. I had a crazy dream last night. I drempt I was a muffler... and when i woke up I was exhausted."
"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"
"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."
"""Just obsess about that stupid thing you said for another hour, then maybe we can move on."" - My mind."
"What's the president's favorite vegetable? Barack-oli"
"Some old man was driving 20Mph the whole way home, as if he'd never seen snow before. Boy everyone sure got mad at me."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis [cough], father [ah], ladder"
"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"