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Joke of the Day
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."
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"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."
"I was wondering why the frisbee in the distance was getting bigger Then it hit me"
"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."
"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"
"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."
"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."
"It's a good thing Aquaman isn't black Shortest...comic book...ever!"
"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."