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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bicycle stand on it's own? **Because it's two tired.**"
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"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."
"How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him"
"So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: ""Get the fuck out!"""
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roman Catholic"
"What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common? Thousands of brown loafers"
"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."
"What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison"
"What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions? Spocrates."