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Joke of the Day

"What did one nose say when the other nose said ""I love you""? ""Back achoo!"""

"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your cock into a girls mouth"

"A man was marched to an atm, and made to take out $300. Thats the last time he forgot his wifes birthday."

"Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"Me: Ohhh, MARITAL arts workshop...now I really feel stupid in this karate outfit. Wife to therapist: Do you see what I'm dealing with here?"

"A couple of crows were in prison the other day... They were held for attempted murder."

"The inventor of predictive text has died His funfair is hello on sundial."

"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"Kids' complaints on vacation: - No wifi on beach - Sand is sandy - Ocean has salt in it - Lobsters? I want pizza. - Too outdoorsy outside"