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"What kind of donuts will Bruce never eat again? Krispy Kreme."
"So Five Night's at Freddy's 3 was announced Is it going to have a dead horse animatronic that you have to beat?"
"Why is turtle wax so expensive? because turtles have such small ears"
"My wife and I play this fun game at home where one of us says, ""Could you watch the kids for a minute?"" and runs."
"I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!"
"I want my children to have all the things that I never had. Like nice children..."
"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""
"What's the difference between Hitler and a bowl of soup? A lot of things, can you really not tell the difference?"
"Whoever said white people can't jump... Obviously hasn't heard of 9/11"