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Joke of the Day
"I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!"
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"American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?"
"What do you call a boat made of cat shit? a caturdamaran"
"I hated my job at medieval times because I always got stuck working on the knight shift"
"I just swallowed a little hair color. I think I'm going to dye."
"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."
"I like my men like I like my coffee shops. Clean. Smells nice. Free wi-fi."
"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"Remember, it's not a real paleo diet unless you're eating mammoth every day."