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Joke of the Day

"*Follows dreams *Ends up at refrigerator."

"Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? I'm bigger than you!"

"Whats brown and sticky? A stick"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "

"How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town? All the Mexicans have car insurance."

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"

"Whoever taught my five-year-old daughter how to ""air quote,"" I need to speak with you privately."

"Someday, I hope to befriend a friendly panhandler & learn the secrets of handling pans firsthand."