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"My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident They will be mist... :'("
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"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."
"Reports say Bernie Sanders found on the mossak fonseca leaked list..... .....he tried to hide thirteen bucks and forty-nine cents."
"Difference between a prostitute and a slut The prostitute sleeps with everybody. The slut sleeps with everybody except me."
"More like March Sadness."
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."
"Velcro. What a rip-off."
"Have you ever seen moth balls? You have? Then how the hell did you get their legs apart?"
"What is the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull meat out of it."