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Joke of the Day
"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."
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"Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I'd like to bring a guest."
"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"
"What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!"
"I like dating black girls Because I don't have to meet their dads"
"I went out for a pelican curry last night.... It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!"
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar... One turns to the other and says 'Wanna go in there and get shit faced?'"
"I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit... Then I found r/The_Donald"
"""Oh no I left the easy bake oven on"" *runs home* *house is filled with tiny cakes*"
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"