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Joke of the Day

"I bet the worst part about kidnapping someone is knowing they are just sitting there in your trunk, judging your choice in music."

"How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on the supply and demand curve"

"A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: ""What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"" Me: ""I dunno, what?"" Him (loudly): ""An elephant sticking his trunk up!"""

"What did O say to Q? XYZ."

"Today, I'm going to open up the time capsule I made when I was a kid... I can't wait to see how big my puppy is now!!!!"

"Broom advocates for cleaner work environment."

"What do you call a person who looks at a glass half-empty? An Alcoholic."

"While seen my x-ray, my doctor said.... You know, when I was a child my dad use to tell me ""A picture is worth a thousand words"" But this one just say ""You're screwed"""

"What do math and mermaids have in common? They both have an alge-bra."

"Only funny if you own a dog: I think my dog must have a very cold nose. Every time it walks into a room, all the other dogs sit down."