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Joke of the Day

"I'm having trouble finding a route to my rich aunt's funeral, Oh well, where there's a will... there's a way"

"Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? to see the butterFLY!"

"Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Two wongs don't make a white"

"Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11? Cuz it has another 1"

"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"

"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"

"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face..."

"Welcome home, half-empty bottle of diet coke. Meet your family: Salad dressing, expired creamer & mysterious takeout container."

"My voicemail greeting: Its 2016, please hang up and text me before the beep so I don't get a notification."

"What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving? Twerky I'll show myself out."