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Joke of the Day
"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"
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"Me: Guess what Her: What Me: The opposite of Aquaman Her: ... Me: Is Landlady Her: ... Me: ... Her: Your rent is still due tomorrow Me: Ok"
"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."
"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."
"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."
"As a doctor, I've never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby before but let me give it a shot."
"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."
"I used to live above the Wilson factory, but had to move because they were always making a racket."
"Your momma is so fat, we are all concerned for her health."
"What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust? Watch your step"