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Joke of the Day

"Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's ""cute"" But when -I- do it they call it ""narcissism"""

"Looking for a friend with benefits. Preferably dental."

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"

"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."

"What's Brown and Sticky? A stick!"

"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."

"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."

"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""