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Joke of the Day
"What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat"
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"What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, pick any cod."
"I'm so antisocial, i won't even meet my potential."
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."
"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"
"Single? Give your sexual partner a Valentine's Day treat by having a manicure."
"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."
"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"
"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."