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Joke of the Day

"What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled? Slow dance."

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"

"Harry was blind. His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater. When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read."

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the bulb has to really want to change."

"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"

"Currently, the Olympic host country has... One brazillian medals."

"My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."

"There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole"

"When I die, I'm donating my body to the theater department. Any jerk could donate their body to science. I can't wait to be a theater prop."

"Wow Monica Lewinski is 50 They grow up so fast. It seems like it was just yesterday, she was crawling around the Oval Office putting everything in her mouth."