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Joke of the Day

"How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high!"

"Why did the kid steal the fan? He wanted to be cool."

"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows!"

"[Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain. She totally came on to me"

"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."