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Joke of the Day

"I know the **BEST** way to get someone interested in something. Actually, never mind, maybe I shouldn't tell you."

"Suicide If I'd ever want to commit suicide, I will jump off your ego to your elo."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Edit: lol it flaired accurately"

"What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already."

"Only in America would people violently trample each other for discounts, exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have..."

"All this time I thought Bipolar was a big white bear with no sexual preference."

"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"

"God's plan to use wasps to pollinate didn't work out. So he had to resort to Plan Bee."

"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."

"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."