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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a vibrator? A vibrator is not a genuine dick"
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"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"
"I got caught masturbating by the fedex guy I shouldn't have answered the door, but you gotta sign for that shit or wait til he comes again."
"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."
"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"
"Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !"
"MEN: Developed Theory of Relatively. Walked on the Moon. Painted the Mona Lisa. Baffled by bra hooks."
"I assume the Burning Bush was the Bible's first recorded STD."
"""You know how everyone's favorite part of the sandwich is the meat well what if we added an extra slice of bread?"" Inventor of club sandwich"
"Don't pay your taxes. Get sent to a cool ass prison. Boom, now taxes pay you. Life hack."