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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a vibrator? A vibrator is not a genuine dick"

"You're a big Internet fan aren't you? Yes - it's becoming a habit!"

"Why can't Ken get Barbie pregnant? He cums in another box"

"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."

"Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:""Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."" I replied:""Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"""

"So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke."

"Something my friend said during our darkest hour of finals cramming I'm wearing my Seahawks jersey to the exam tomorrow. That way I'll pass even though we all know I shouldn't."

"In a new interview, President Obama revealed that his daughter Malia recently went to her first prom. She wore a corsage on her wrist while her date wore a red laser dot on his head."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""

"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."