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Joke of the Day
"How many beans are in Irish Chili? 239, because if there was 1 more it would be ""Too Farty""."
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"What is a pirates favorite letter? Most say the letter 'R' But a pirates first love is the mighty 'C' By the mighty 'C' I mean the clitoris YARRRRHHHHHhhh....."
"Wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."
"My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed."
"Why are pirates, pirates? They just *arrrrrrrrr*."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"
"My wife and I used to describe our marriage as 'forever', now we both prefer the term 'ad nauseam'."
"What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"
"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."