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Joke of the Day

"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."

"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."

"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"

"There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes."

"I like to wear fur coats, but fur is murder, so I just tied 15 live badgers together and this coat is really scratchy and bitey."

"*Breaking news* The inventor of the anagram has died may he 'erect a penis'."

"OK THERE. DID I PASS YOUR STUPID SOBRIETY TEST YET? Cop: Sir, you're still laying on the ground where you fell down."

"How many reposts does it take to change a subreddit? More than we have now. This sub is still shit."

"You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*"

"Why did Jesus curse the fig tree? [God hates figs.](http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Cursing_the_fig_tree)"