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Joke of the Day
"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."
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"[Personal ad] Seeking hostile female rage rhino to suffocate me with her thighs. Smoker's cough a plus. Oxygen tank required. No crazies."
"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"
"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."
"too soon? Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11! 9/11 who? So much for ""NEVER FORGET"""
"I hate it when people make eye puns... It really makes me *lash* out sometimes"
"HEAR YE, MORTALS. AWAKEN FROM THY SLUMBER. FUCKERY DOTH PLAGUE THE LAND. TIS MINE DUTY TO- *falls off barstool*"
"Wife: I'm glad you're watching TLC and looking to improve yourself. So who are your new friends? Husband: These would be your Sister Wives"
"Maybe naming my new hippie themed bar Free Spirits was a bit misleading. Lesson learned."
"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun?   Yellow."