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Joke of the Day
"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."
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"Why was the one y.o. Ethiopian child crying? Because he was having his mid-life crisis."
"Q: What's yellow and 1454 feet tall? A: The Empire State Banana."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !"
"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."
"make it a double A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks her what she wants. ""I'll have an entendre,"" she says. ""Make it a double"" So he gave it to her."
"Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, ""Geez! Do you mind? I""m trying to eat over here!"""
"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."
"Guys are always saying they get their woman to make them a sandwich right after sex. If she can walk straight after having sex, you're doing it wrong! Go make your own damn sandwich!"
"If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear it... then what was a tree doing in the kitchen?"