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Joke of the Day

"What is the ultimate Jewish conflict? Pork chops at half price"

"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those that understand binary. The eight types that don't give a fuck. And those that expected this to be a ternary repost."

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"Princess Peach: Something's different. You seem taller. Luigi wearing Mario's red overalls: No, nothing is different. It'sa me, Mario."

"Did you hear the one about the dog with no limbs named joint? Every morning his owner would take him out for a drag"

"I don't see the point in my elderly neighbour subscribing to local newspapers ..... If all she is going to do is let them pile up outside her door."

"A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience"

"What do a cell phone and anal bleach have in common? They both change your ring tone"