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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
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"How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke."
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"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."
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"My doctor told me I had to quit masturbating Turns out it was because he was trying to examine me"
"What's your best ""A guy walks into a bar"" joke"
"My family's going to be here soon. Quick, hide my body."