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Joke of the Day

"Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa? Because nobody there is much of a drinker."

"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"

"How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich."

"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""

"You've reached the Suicide Hotline. If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2."

"How is useless meat around vagina called?.. ... women."

"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""

"I went to a chyropracter today Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected."

"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"

"I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said ""Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."""