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Joke of the Day

"Blind Man I just passed a blind man in home depot. He was dressed head to toe in camouflage. I assume he was trying to even the playing field. Well done sir. (True Story)"

"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that categorize people into two types and those who don't."

"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."

"A fish is swimming down a river when it hits its head on a big wall of stone and says ""dam."""

"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."

"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""

"FYI Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up."

"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."