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Joke of the Day

"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."

"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"

"I was gonna make a gay joke. Butt fuck it."

"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass."

"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."

"I once auditioned for ""Man Laying Fertilizer"" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight."

"I make out with a squirrel at a party one time, and now everyone is scared of me? That's just ridiculous, he was dead for at least 2 hours."

"Why did the guitarist go to prison? Because he fingered A Minor."