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Joke of the Day

"Need to save money on car insurance? Flee the scene."

"Where do famous snakes go? Down in hisssstory!"

"A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room."

"The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab it with dozens of other people in a Senate building."

"A little immature... Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No! You're a poo!"

"See-saws are too tense..."

"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."

"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."

"How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!"