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Joke of the Day

"Spilled yogurt on my shirt and now I can't stop thinking of selling shirts made of yogurt. The Yoshirt. I taste potential. And mixed berry."

"A prostate exam... Is worrying when the doctor shouts ""look no hands!"""

"What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles. (Told to me by my mother)"

"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."

"Malaysia Airlines passengers have recently been asked about their flight experience; 5% said they were satisfied. 10% said they were extremely satisfied and 85% said they were blown away."

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha-Ching"

"I saw a movie trailer about 30 trapped chillean miners... Apparently Jared from subway had a stash... (I'm so sorry about this, I just thought of it and needed to get it out)"

"Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars? Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic."

"Anyone know any good optometry jokes? All the ones I know are cornea."