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Joke of the Day
"I'm just a girl, standing in my kitchen, forgetting what I came in here for."
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"We all have that one friend with the hot sister everyone wants to get with."
"I hope ""citibank"" is better at math than spelling."
"Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO? They keep taking all the green cards"
"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."
"On your deathbed tell everyone ""pray for me"" then make sure to leave a note to be opened after you die that says ""pray harder next time"""
"Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying."
"You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!"
"Why are Redditors so good at fencing? Because they always riposte."
"A man was walking his dog in a graveyard when he spots another man crouching behind a tombstone Mourning,He Said, The Other man replied ""No just taking a shit."""