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Joke of the Day

"It's cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them."

"son you're getting older and one way I show my trust in you is letting you tackle some tough jobs on your own; bathing the cat for starters"

"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."

"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"

"I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty."

"Sledding with dad ""Dad, I will never ever go sledding with you again!"" ""Shut up and keep pulling, son."""

"How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!"

"What's black yellow and covered in blackberries ? A bramble bee !"

"What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!"

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"