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Joke of the Day

"It's cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them."

"The worst part of seeing a spider in the shower was the way it covered it's eyes when it saw me."

"What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !"

"What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question? a rhetorical answer"

"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."

"Positive people are less of a person They are missing electrons."

"I put my phone on airplane mode. Now I can't find it."

"The most popular letter used in every 'dank meme' post.. Aaaaaaa lmao"

"Everyone sings ""Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"" to their selfies, right guys? Guys?..."

"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"