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Joke of the Day

"Nobody was healthier than my vegan, gluten-free friend Chad until the day that baby squirrel beat him to death."

"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"

"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."

"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass!"

"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."

"Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you? A: You get a dino-sore."

"I recently bought an alcoholic ginger beer He wasn't pleased"

"Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like your face hit the ground first."

"What is the best way to stop rape? Consent"

"What's the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing"