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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip?? Juan."
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"You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due"
"We don't thank them enough for it, but it was really cool that the Black Eyed Peas realized what they were doing was wrong and stopped."
"fools cosa rara"
"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."
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"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."
"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"