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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip?? Juan."
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"Pedophiles are every boy's role model when it comes to dating Because they know how to pick up little girls"
"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"
"It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like ""Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."""
"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"
"And on the 8th day, God almost created Lionel Richie but was all like ""Naw, I'll just hold off a few thousand years then one day HELLO!"""
"What's the most positive thing about Africa? HIV"
"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."
"Netflix is red, Xanax is blue. Put them together for a fun afternoon."
"doctor: you know how to measure your bowel movements me: yeah of course doctor: you weigh yourself before and after me: [15 Sec pause] yeah"