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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."
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"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, I know because I've done it thousands of times. - shout out to good ol' Mark twain."
"What has five bodies and one soul? A Kia full of Gingers."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"
"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."
"Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ""Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"""
"You know why men die earlier than women? Because we WANT to!"
"What do we do when chemists die? We barium."
"Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? All the DNA matches and there's no dental records. Edit: made it to the hot page, my dad would be so proud, if only he knew who i was"
"The bottle said to apply liberally So I bitched and complained the whole time I used it."