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Joke of the Day

"My car is supposed to have self-inflating tires. I don't believe it though. I think they just talk a big game."

"What is expected from ISIS women? Blow jobs."

"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."

"the cats out of the bag now... now the cats in the bag but you can still see its tail.. now the cats rolling around in some sand and dirt"

"How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day? With a Pao Wow."

"Why do Black People only have Nightmares? Cuz we killed the only one with a dream!!! (I'm very sorry, he was a great man whose death should be treated with respect) Happy MLK Day!"

"What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"Me: Will my girlfriend be ok using Chanel 5 if she's never used Chanel 1-4 Salesgirl: *into walkie talkie* security he's back here again"