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Joke of the Day

"Drop down towl for 200 $oh yes he probably came to bring my 200 euro's he owed me He borrowed it from me yesterday"

"Never trust somebody with a degree in child psychology to cut your kid's hair. They're therapists who'll groom your children."

"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"People say I should be ashamed that I'm still a virgin... I literally don't give a fuck..."

"Whats the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didnt give me a corvette"

"Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support."

"Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey At least 18 years old and mixed up with coke"

"I think my friend is a racist. He's been known to tell a few colorful jokes."