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Joke of the Day
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
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"So I just gave birth to a butt baby [NSFW] Well, actually no, it came out in a bunch of pieces so I guess it was more of a butt abortion."
"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"
"Breadmakers Always looking to prove something."
"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."
"My son will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Thong Song on napster and waiting 1h39m for it to download"
"Why was the restaurant called ""Out of this World""? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects."
"[walks into Halloween party with a hot dog taped to my head] ""What are you supposed to be?"" ME: I'm not wearing a costume"
"My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie."
"The Republican Presidential Candidates"