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Joke of the Day

"The Republican Presidential Candidates"

"Why are Jewish Women like the Bermuda triangle They both swallow seamen."

"[interviewer looks up from resume] in the skills, you wrote ""completing sentences? Yes."" wow. you ""'re hired?"" amaz- ""on prime?"" get out."

"Where did the glue go on vacation? Nowhere! He just stuck around!"

"What's the wisest kind of modeling putty? Play-toh."

"What do you call a muslim on a plane? A passenger ... You racist bastard."

"[on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know"

"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."

"If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named? Cause then there would be Nosex!"

"In which sub does OP deliver most often? /r/babybumps/"