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Joke of the Day

"Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned."

"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."

"50 Shades of Spalding Gray 7 years of decay and the East River."

"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."

"Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? A: Still no ideer"

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"

"My friend told me he is FINALLY going to watch the Back to the Future series. ""It's about time,"" I told him."