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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way."
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"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"
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"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"
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"In German, the imperative is formed by opening your mouth and speaking German."
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"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know that she will definitely swallow"
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are in sects!"
"A police officer bought a robot this robot was fueled by sodium and alkaline, but could only hold enough for 24 hours at a time. so every morning he had to charge it with a salt and battery."