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Joke of the Day
"The last time I was this drunk and covered in glitter, it had nothing to do with Christmas."
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"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."
"Y'know what really brings out the inner child in you? Abortion"
"Who would rule in a dog world ? The pawlice."
"Female Viagra has been around for years... It's called money."
"Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us..."
"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."
"I did something terrible today Now I have to wait a year before I can post it to /r/tifu"
"I needed to burn some calories... so I set a fat kid on fire"
"What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common? They are all below ""C level""."