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Joke of the Day

"If a woman ever charges you with a knife in the kitchen, remain calm and open the fridge. Take out mayonnaise, cheese, and ham. Natural instincts will kick in and she will make you a sandwich instead."

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays."

"Did the math. Facebook is worth $100 billion and with 800 million users that puts the value of a life at $12.50. Never pay a hitman more."

"Tuesday, aka Monday 2.0"

"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"

"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"

"2 Wongs How come you only see white couples with chinese kids and never chinese couples with white kids? 2 wongs don't make a white"

"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"

"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."