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Joke of the Day
"Sequencing. What's the key to a good joke?"
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"There are only 2 Canadian things I don't like: 1) Celine Dion 2) Canadian geese Guess which one is chasing me everytime I go outside."
"Facebook: losing friends. Twitter: gaining friends Instagram: gaining weight"
"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"
"What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees."
"I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2012 & a beautiful beginning into 2013."
"I love eBay! Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."
"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."
"What do you get when you cross pickle & deer? Dildo."
"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dustpan."