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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !"

"What's common between sex on a boat and Coors Light? They are both close to water."

"*crawls into bed naked* *grabs a book* *sips wine* This is nice. I wonder whose house this is."

"[on a test drive] Me: Haha the heated seat feels like I peed my pants! Dealer: This car doesn't have heated seats. Me: Does it have napkins?"

"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."

"I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live."

"What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it the day after your divorce comes through."

"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"

"What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul"

"You ever notice most Ford vehicle names are more fun when you put ""anal"" in front? Probe, Explorer, Excursion..."