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Joke of the Day

"To be a good dentist... ...you must think laterally and incisively."

"Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!"

"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"

"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."

"I'm going to tell you a pizza joke actually never mind it's too cheesy."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"Why was the tree soooo happy? Because he didn't arbor any feelings!"