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Joke of the Day

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's fingers..."

"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Me: This relationship is what? Over."

"What's better than 29 year olds? 20 9 year olds ( ) Sorry"

"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."

"(Man) I'd like some cocaine please. (Drug Dealer) Is pepsicaine ok?"

"Q: Why do you look out the window in the morning? A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."

"How do you find Will Smith in winter? You follow the Fresh Prince"

"I went for a run in morning but came home after 2 minutes coz I forgot something I forgot that I'm so fat that I can only run for 2 minutes"

"what's the difference between a loaded potato and a normal one? Someone's a lot less deadly with a normal potato."

"Do you have to go to the bathroom? No You sure? Yes How about now? No Now? No [movie begins] Daddy? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"