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Joke of the Day
"Why was the wall in a store? Because it's wal-mart."
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"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."
"I've heard of trauma causing blindness like when Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles walked in on each other masturbating"
"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"
"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"
"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."
"Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle."
"On Thanksgiving, how does Miley Cyrus stuff her bird? You don't want to know."
"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"
"This guy at my work fell into the upholstery machine today. Don't worry, hes fully recovered."