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Joke of the Day

"Oman and Yemen should switch names because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go ""yeah man!!"" but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go ""oh man..."" Im so sorry"

"I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something that buzzes and is guaranteed to drive me crazy"" she replied. So I bought her a pet mosquito."

"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"

"I had to go into the Dr's today for a regular check up, & I get in there & he pulls down my pants & started jamming his finger in my ass... Yea I guess it's time for a new dentist"

"How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!"

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."

"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."

"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"

"Sport Fishermen Are all about that bass"

"In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby ""North West"" I will be naming my first son ""Taco"""