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Joke of the Day
"I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words."
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"Two toilets were fighting one day when the first toilet said to the second toilet ""Put up your dooks""."
"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."
"You guys have been the worst hostages I've ever used, hands down. *everyone lowers their hands* GODDAMN IT!!"
"How did the pig get out of the tree? The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)"
"Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class."
"Have you heard about these cats getting plastic surgery to look like kittens?"
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"I have a question for you guys. After the door bell rings, how long do I have to wait to turn the TV volume back up and make any movement?"