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Joke of the Day

"There was a sense of accomplishment finishing the daily newspaper. I literally have no idea when I'm supposed to stop reading the internet."

"Two fish in a tank. [x-post from r/Jokes] One asks: How do you drive this thing?"

"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"

"I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. Just exercising my right to arm bears."

"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."

"Ever notice how confusing your sentence's are when you incorrectly use apostrophe's to pluralize word's? It hurt's me even to type thi's."

"Dark humor is like a kid with cancer..... It never gets old."

"I saw a pickup truck that said ""Silly boys trucks are for girls"". they have managed to put a kitchen in a truck. Technology is amazing."

"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"

"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"